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Weird things happening in my spam folder lately. Alerts for gifts always go there somehow, like I don’t deserve it. An email from a college friend I haven’t seen or heard from; I worried to click the link, which seems to be the website for a German furniture store, but who knows. I won a giveaway, what a strange thing. An email from Santa Claus. A bunch of emails from Sherri, Sherri sending me content for my blog. One from the mouse found trapped and dead in my office the other day hey Julia WOW is this hard to believe!!One the saddest story I’ve ever known. One from Blockbuster. Hi Dear I am Mrs. Hiedi I am dying. An email from a childhood friend who I think at some sleepless sleepover confessed she’d been assaulted, a memory my brain can neither confirm nor deny; the email confirms or denies it, down at the bottom. An email from the city in the middle of the country I always think of as hell on earth asking me to stop by. An email from my legs **WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE* get up and goxxxxxdon’t stop 4ever! One about a dishwasher in the house we don’t have. One from Bruce Springsteen ATTENTION PLEASE: WE ARe born to run One a long and running list of all the jobs I’ve applied to but didn’t get, one about the latest in networking/optimization/end-of-life care —-DEATH w/dignity!!!- Links to where I left the mustard seed necklace, a pile of garbage, fake passports and 1000000000dollar$, a game you can only win if the conversation is meaningful for both parties, an exactly eight-three degree day. One to buy strong pharmaceuticals that promise an end to embarrassment for rest of time. Unfiltered J()Y a milli0N Grey dove$$ the prefect w*eddingthe song in your Hart I’m sorry I’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry to the end of the earth

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